Potatoes

What if you were a potato?

If you were a potato, I do not believe you would be a very good potato...
You see, there are many different kinds of potatoes.
Mashed
Fried
Raw
Red
Russet
White
Yellow
Purple/Blue
Fingerling
Petite
ETC....

So, If you were a potato, what kind of potato would you be?

Now that you have selected your type, think about this:

Would other people like you, if you were that kind of potato?

I'm particular to Raw potatoes. They're tasty. So if you were a potato, but you weren't the raw one, would I like you?

Probably not.

Therefore,
If you were a potato, I do not believe you would be a very good potato...

"Whatever you are, be a good one."

Book Review

DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!

This book is entirely wrong. The whole plot revolves around one stinking subject. Luckily for you, the title makes that clear from the beginning. But it's pointless! There isn't a mystery, a conflict, character development, a climax, or anything of that purpose! In fact, the cover of the book illustrates not only what it's about, but SHOWS you the ending!

The plot is a complete mess. Everything falls apart the moment you realize that the cover and title together give it all away. Whoever wrote the blasted children's book was a complete air head. They had no judgement, and lots of error. You have to be a child to fail to understand what's happening in the would-be work of literature.

By far, this is the worst literature I have ever read.