Potatoes

What if you were a potato?

If you were a potato, I do not believe you would be a very good potato...
You see, there are many different kinds of potatoes.
Mashed
Fried
Raw
Red
Russet
White
Yellow
Purple/Blue
Fingerling
Petite
ETC....

So, If you were a potato, what kind of potato would you be?

Now that you have selected your type, think about this:

Would other people like you, if you were that kind of potato?

I'm particular to Raw potatoes. They're tasty. So if you were a potato, but you weren't the raw one, would I like you?

Probably not.

Therefore,
If you were a potato, I do not believe you would be a very good potato...

"Whatever you are, be a good one."