Horses in Odd Places 1

After reading the title of this post, you may be thinking what? Or perhaps you prefer more vile language, and so used it.
No matter what your initial reactive words were, you were likely confused at the title?
Can't even spell the title of your own book, you may be thinking to yourself. Or perhaps you shouted it.

Well I can spell, it's my jobb.

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Welcome to the Spoof Book:

Horses in Odd Places Installment One

By Jim Blow

Prologue:

Blackhawk, Redfang, Greensting, and Bromet the Brown. Never heard of them? That’s probably because they all reside under the occupative name of ‘Horse'. Naturally these aren’t the only Steeds in all the Seven Kingdoms, there are fifty or so more scattered across the land. What do you really know about these creatures? There really is a lot to know. No horse can speak english. They typically have four legs, and great manes. They come in a variety of colors and sizes

Still unsure what a Horse is? Google it. They're really not that difficult to comprehend.

At this point you should know everything you need to know about Horses. Or at least, everything needed to know by this point.