Well, thinking up this post deprived me of several hours of sleep, but I finally have it! No, not insomnia. Pick-Up lines.
Behold! Jim Blow's GEEK PICK-UP LINES based on either LOTR or Harry Potter!
1. There must be orcs nearby, cuz you're glowing.
2. Wanna go to Mordor? Cuz you're my Preciouss!
3. Are you sure you're a muggle? Cuz you've got a spell on me.
4. Are you a Holcrux? Cuz you've stolen part of my soul.
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